Last night, 2:15am -- I am awoken from a nightmare when Y comes into our room to go to sleep.
Me: Can you please make sure that the door is locked.
Y: Okay...
[returns]
Me: Did you check?
Y: Yes.
Me: Are you sure?
Y: Yes.
Me: It's just that I was having a nightmare, so I want to be sure that you checked.
Y: Yes, I definitely checked.
Me: There was a serial killer in my nightmare.
Y: You know, serial killers are extraordinarily rare.
Me: We've fallen on the wrong side of the statistics more than once.
Ha ha, and a simultaneous Ouch.
ReplyDeleteCute post.